Traditionalist With A Humorous Twist Pillows

Prince Charles

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Christmas pudcast"

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Alpine Pipe

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'What are you implying?'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes