Lover Of Quirky Traditions Gifts

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Shavuot - Like!

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

Puppet Show from the Stocks

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

The Ring Bearer

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Cheese rolling

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

Happy New Year

Remember when the kids used to bust down our door at 6 a.m.? And we'd groan? They'd yell, "Time to open the presents!" Now look. It's 8 a.m.! Time to open the presents! Groan! Groan.

Santa's Mask Problem

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"Mom, wouldn't it make more sense to have an Easter chicken rather than an Easter bunny?"

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."