Lover Of Tradition Gifts

A young philosopher.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."