People Who Appreciate Quirky Traditions Gifts

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Shavuot - Like!

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Santa's Mask Problem

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Wassailing!

Remember when the kids used to bust down our door at 6 a.m.? And we'd groan? They'd yell, "Time to open the presents!" Now look. It's 8 a.m.! Time to open the presents! Groan! Groan.

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Cheese rolling

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Mom, wouldn't it make more sense to have an Easter chicken rather than an Easter bunny?"

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

A chip off the old block