People Who Appreciate Quirky Traditions Pillows

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Shavuot - Like!

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Wassailing!

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Santa's Mask Problem

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

Cheese rolling

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"Mom, wouldn't it make more sense to have an Easter chicken rather than an Easter bunny?"

A chip off the old block

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."