Traditionalist With A Twist Gifts

'No Facebook page, no Twitter, no blog... and you expect kids to believe in you?'

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

I get all my news from the inernet.'

Weight of the law will be in metric.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Busker with a Card Machine

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Things are changing back like the old days!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"...He said we can have the stables, but there's no T.V. or WiFi."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"I'm not too sure about the new vicar's style!"

"Ice-picks and chill?"

"Ever since they legalized marijuana, fewer homes are putting out milk & cookies."

"Dear Deer! I need your help."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"She refuses to use emojis!"

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

Bishops tattoo

The three kings, one carrying a gift voucher.

"Looks like the board will finally have a reason to call a meeting."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Champagne at the hunt

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

artwork and production

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"He shouldn't have thrown that snowball before firing."