Traditionalists With A Tech Twist Gifts

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Christmas pudcast"

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"Congratulations, you've passed."