Traditional Meets Tech Gifts

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Christmas pudcast"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?