Tech Meets Tradition Lover Gifts

Push button for sea to part.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Christmas pudcast"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

A hunter shoots a drone

Texting Monks.

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'We now accept chip & pin.'

"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"