Tradition Meets Tech Gifts

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Christmas pudcast"

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

Computer video dreidel.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

A hunter shoots a drone

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'We now accept chip & pin.'

"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

'Online baking is convenient but what I miss most is walking over to the bank and chatting with the tellers.'

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

'Does text messaging violate our vow of silence?'