Tradition Meets Tech Lover Gifts

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Unicorn in the Woods

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Christmas pudcast"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

TV Repair 101.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

Robot and Radio

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"What's a phone book?"

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

General Store Modernises

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

A hunter shoots a drone