Technology Meets Tradition Lover Gifts

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Christmas pudcast"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

Texting Monks.

A hunter shoots a drone

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'We now accept chip & pin.'

"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."