Technology Meets Tradition Lover Pillows

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Christmas pudcast"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

General Store Modernises

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

A hunter shoots a drone

Texting Monks.

'We now accept chip & pin.'

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"You know this isn't environmentally friendly! Maybe we should just email instead!"

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"