Tech And Tradition Pillows

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Christmas pudcast"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

General Store Modernises

"You can go to my website for the full list of what I want."

"You'll still be upfront old buddy, but Siri will be calling all the shots tonight. . . I've got to move with the times!"

A hunter shoots a drone

Hold on - Is that your phone yodeling or mine?

Texting Monks.