Tradition Vs Technology Debater Pillows

Facebook Grave

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

High Tech/Low Tech.

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

Computer video dreidel.

"You'll still be upfront old buddy, but Siri will be calling all the shots tonight. . . I've got to move with the times!"

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

A hunter shoots a drone

Texting Monks.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Mother teaching her children to read.

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

A Bold, Principled Stance

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

Push button for sea to part.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."

"There will be no more sleigh visits, as I've gone entirely to drone delivery."

"All the other kids have high-powered computers."

Cemetary - coffin disposal.

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)