Technology In Tradition Pillows

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

A hunter shoots a drone

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

Texting Monks.

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.