Technology Traditionalist Pillows

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

I'm not one of those guys who types in your number on his Smart phone and then deletes it. I'm old-school. I write it down on a piece of paper and then throw it away.

'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

"Herb's from Texas."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''