'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
Technology Traditionalist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates the old-school charm of traditional technology but also embraces the digital era? Our collection offers a delightful mix of humor and nostalgia, ideal for the tech-savvy retro enthusiast. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these products feature clever designs that honor the timeless appeal of classic gadgets and methods. Surprise your favorite traditionalist with a gift that celebrates their love for the tried-and-true while adding a touch of playful modernity to their daily routine.
"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."
"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."
I'm not one of those guys who types in your number on his Smart phone and then deletes it. I'm old-school. I write it down on a piece of paper and then throw it away.
'Your father and I aren't ready for the Mac/PC debate. We're still having the mac/umbrella debate.'
'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'
"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
'Bring out yer books!'
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"I love these old decorations!"
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Li'l Bill meets destiny.
Time for Tea!
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."
Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"
"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"
'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'
Baptism Then and Now
"Herb's from Texas."
Graffiti on guard's horse
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'
GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?
'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'
Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''
Technology Traditionalist Gifts Collection
Technology Traditionalist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate traditional technology with witty, vintage-inspired designs—perfect for adding a nostalgic touch to your daily brew.
Technology Traditionalist Pillows
Check out our pillows displaying nostalgic tech imagery and humorous slogans, ideal for cozying up a space with a touch of retro charm.
Technology Traditionalist Prints
Discover prints that showcase the timeless appeal of traditional technology with smart, nostalgic illustrations—ideal for decorating a love for the classics.
Technology Traditionalist T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts featuring clever, vintage-style tech designs, great for traditionalists who love to wear their love for classic gadgets with pride.