Techie Traditionalists Gifts

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Christmas pudcast"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."