Tech-trailed Traditionalist Gifts

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Christmas pudcast"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

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'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'