Tech-trailed Traditionalist Mugs

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"Christmas pudcast"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"They're prototypes. Eventually they'll be touchscreen."

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'Couldn't you just text these to me?'