Tech Traditionalists Mugs

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Christmas pudcast"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

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Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."