Tech Traditionalists Pillows

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"My kid could have done that with AI."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Luddite Zoom.

"Christmas pudcast"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'