Tech-savvy Traditionalists Pillows

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Ruddy bloggers!

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Christmas pudcast"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Jesus Saves

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."