Tech-savvy Faithful Pillows

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Ok - now press, 'saved'."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Christmas pudcast"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

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'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Jesus Saves

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'