Tech-savvy Parishioners Pillows

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Follow God On Twitter

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

Jesus Saves

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

The Pope tweets

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'Click on the icon.'

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."