High-tech Congregation Member Pillows

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Follow God On Twitter

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

Jesus Saves

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

'New Charismatic'

'Click on the icon.'

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."