Tech-savvy Parishioners Gifts

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

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Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

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'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

The Pope tweets

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'