Tech-savvy Churchgoers Gifts

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Follow God On Twitter

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

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Jesus Saves

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."