Tech-savvy Churchgoers Prints

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

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'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

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'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'Click on the icon.'

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'