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Church Technology Lover Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that celebrate their enthusiasm for church technology. Inspirational and humorous artwork that speaks to their innovative faith journey.
'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'
"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"
"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."
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'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'
"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"
'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'
'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."
Why god isn't listening...
"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."
"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."
'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'
'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '
'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'
'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'
'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'
'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'
"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."
Church window shaped computer monitor.,
The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."
'Sorry we couldn't make the service but we enjoyed your inspirational twitter,'
'All the rest can scroll to Leviticus on your Bible software...'
Church sign: Now With WiFi.
"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
"If you'll mute your phones, I'll mute mine."
"Great news pastor, we can just use the WiFi from the bar across the street."
Usher about usher with metal detector: 'He's checking for cell phones.'
"Are they enabled for software updates and the like?"
'OMG! Who art in heaven...'
"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."
Church Technology Lover Prints Collection
Church Technology Lover Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for the church tech lover—funny, inspiring, and designed to keep their faith close during busy mornings.
Church Technology Lover Pillows
Browse pillows that add a touch of faith and humor to any space—ideal for the church tech lover’s home or office.
Church Technology Lover T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt collection perfect for the tech-savvy church enthusiast—stylish, humorous, and great for any casual setting.