Tech Devotees Pillows

May I have my phone back so I can see how my girlfriend responded to the text message I sent right before I crashed into you?

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Textin’"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."