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'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Ok - now press, 'saved'."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Christmas pudcast"

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

Jesus Saves

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.