Faithful Techies Pillows

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Polly txt speak

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Plasmas.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

Jesus Saves

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'New Religion'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

Antenna Yoga.

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"I asked my mom for a new iPhone, and she said she would 'get right on it.' Luckily, I have an app that alerts me of sarcasm."

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

Woman checks her phone while being operated on.

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"