Faithful Techies Pillows

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Polly txt speak

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Plasmas.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Why god isn't listening...

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Jesus Saves

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'New Religion'

'Click on the icon.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

Antenna Yoga.

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."

Woman checks her phone while being operated on.

"I asked my mom for a new iPhone, and she said she would 'get right on it.' Luckily, I have an app that alerts me of sarcasm."

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"