Faithful Geek Pillows

'Click on the icon.'

'And then God made the Adam Computer in his own image.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Board Game Hunter

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Music Student

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Henry Ford

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Star Wars convention...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Getting Closer

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Music Collector.

Underwear boy at 80

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.