Geek Culture Devotee Pillows

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Knights of the Square Table.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'