Geek Culture Devotee Gifts

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Board Game Hunter

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Knights of the Square Table.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.