Nerd Culture Aficionado Gifts

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Alpha males through the ages!

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Star Wars convention...

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.