Nerd Culture Aficionado Gifts

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Star Wars convention...

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.