Nerd Aficionado Gifts

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Knights of the Square Table.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"You know damn well what noise!"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wifi Peacock

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"