Nerd Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Second lifeReal life.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Knights of the Square Table.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Star Wars convention...

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

People who understand Venn diagrams

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'