Nerd Culture Explorer Gifts

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #1

She walks among us...

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Punkins

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Lowbrow Lolita

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

People who understand Venn diagrams

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Cybervegan Caf

Geek Day Dreams

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Teddy boy's picnic

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Nerd night out.

Geek Beach

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

'Help! Culture!'