Nerd Culture Gifts

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

The Stand-about society.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Geek on Wheaties Box.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Second lifeReal life.

Geek Beach

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Nerd tryouts.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"He's my school project for science class."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'