Nerd Gifts

"Looks can be deceiving. His other side is really cool."

"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Second lifeReal life.

Moby Dick

Jack London

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Addicted to reading

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Intellectual Property