Genre Nerd Gifts

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Dancing with the Star Wars

Jack London

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"