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Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"