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'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

"Now, you show me yours"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fear of news.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Reading

Corporate Greed.

"Call me!"