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'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

"Now, you show me yours"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Fear of news.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Name your sources."

Corporate Greed.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Call me!"

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"