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"Just kidding, dear viewers. The non-existent opposition has NOT won the election...."

Playing with Energy...

British savings accounts

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Fear of news.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Addicted to reading

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Medieval headlines.

Corporate Greed.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Flake News