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Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

WiFi Signals

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Jack London

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Addicted to reading

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Cliff Notes

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter