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"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Corporate Greed.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Mark Twain

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."