Neurosis Nerd Gifts

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Jack London

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Addicted to reading

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Corporate Greed.

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Mark Twain